N U R S A F I A H

Wednesday, February 22, 2006/

crazy thoughts @ 8:41 pm

Do they put underwear on corpses?

Why do people say "The alarm just went off" when really it just came on?

Why do child labor laws not prohibit children from acting in movies?

If your eyes are crossed, do your tears fall straight?

Is the vice president's wife called the second lady?

Do you wake up or open your eyes first?

Can you "zone out" and be "in the zone" at the same time?

If French kissing is a big thing in America, how do French people react to normal American kissing?

Why is it called a soap opera when nobody sings?

Why does jello have a smell when you add the powder in the water, but when it "gels" the scent virtually disappears?

Can a unborn baby fart or burp?

If a General is a higher ranking officer than a Major, then why is a major illness worse than a general illness?

Why don't they make Root Beer flavored ice cream? Wouldn't it be better than root beer floats?

Why is there never a full English dinner or tea but there is always a full English breakfast?

What is the point in saying "may I ask" and then follow it up with a question?
Is it possible to be allergic to water?

When an atheist swears on a Bible before they testify in court do they have to tell the whole truth and nothing but the truth since they don't believe in God?

Why do cats like to dig their paws into something before they lay down on it?

If a pack of gum says that each piece is 10 calories, is that amount just chewing the gum, or also for swallowing it?

Why is there a little countdown (like 8, 7, 6, 5, 4) near the bottom of the copyright info page in the beginning of many books?

Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don't lay eggs.

How come only your fingers and toes get wrinkly in the shower and nothing else does?

How come lotion is colored, but when you put it on, it doesn't turn your skin that color?

Are there pink lemons that make pink lemonade?

Why do we say "heads up" when we actually duck?

Whats a question with no answer called?

How do "do not walk on grass" signs get there?

When a store has double doors why do they only let you use one of them?

If there was a crumb on the table and you cut it in half, would you have two crumbs or two halves of a crumb?

"What was Captain Hook's name before he had a hook for a hand?"

Do bald people get dandruff?

Why doesn't baking soda freeze?

If you made biscuits with chocolate milk instead of regular milk, would they taste chocolaty?

If you rented a movie and were late returning it and then you died would someone you knew or a family member have to pay the late fee?

Can a person with no ears wear glasses?

How come French fries are not considered vegetables, since they are just deep fried potatoes?

Why is it that when adults have multiple personalities it's schizophrenia, but when a child has imaginary friends it's cute?

If you swallow a burp does it turn into a fart?

Can you put a gay man in a straight jacket?

Why do bullies always ask "what’s your problem" when they're obviously not going to solve it?

Do stairs go up or down?

When people say, "I’m so tired it's not even funny" or "my head hurts so much it's not even funny", why would it even be funny in the first place?

Why is there a top line on lined paper if we never use it?

If something "goes without saying," why do people still say it?

a lyfe* like mine-; 8:41 pm